Super Dangeon Man! (With Apologies to Johnny Rivers)

And now for something entirely different, a song parody for Akenia or other settings. Was originally posted elsewhere for a theme song request of the following picture:

"Super Dangeon Man!" to the Tune of "Secret Agent Man!" (With apologies to Johnny Rivers)

There's a man who plays a game of danger
To every foe he meets he is a slayer
With every roll he makes another chance to fail
Odds are he won't live to see the treasure

SU-PER DAN-GEON MAN, SU-PER DAN-GEON MAN
Bling’s given you an XP number and taken away your shame

Beware of pretty trinkets that you find
A pretty glimmer can hide an cursed item
Ah, be careful to whom you pray
Or you'll get smote for blasphemay
Odds are you won't live to see the treasure

SU-PER DAN-GEON MAN, SU-PER DAN-GEON MAN
Bling’s given you an XP number and taken away your shame
SU-PER DAN-GEON MAN, SU-PER DAN-GEON MAN
Bling’s given you an XP number and taken away your shame

Swingin' around like Simon Belmont one day
And then layin' dead in the cemetery next day
Oh no, you let your negative plane protection slip
While kissing vampiric lips
The odds are you won't live to see the treasure

SU-PER DAN-GEON MAN, SU-PER DAN-GEON MAN
Bling’s given you an XP number and taken away your shame
SUPER DANGEON MAN