From the Desk of Valentine MacGee, Great Kami Guru, Archmage Supreme, and Channeler of the Primal Chaos
Public Relations, Akenian Branch
The BRING BACK THE MALICE FUND now Commences!
Press Notification, FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Greetings, troubleshooters and treasure hunters. I am Valentine MacGee, Archmage Supreme and Sage of 7 Worlds, speaking to you today on behalf of Malice Afore Thought. As many of you know, the late and great Malice was seemingly wiped away from existence due to a tragic accident on the Cubed World. HOWEVER, FRET NOT, for I have discovered a way of resuscitating him!
Through the miracles of CLONING, we can restore and regrow everyone’s favorite assassin to as good as new. All this miracle will cost is a mere 57,000 gold pieces. This is where YOU, YES YOU, can help a (formerly) living legend. Starting immediately, we will be taking donations from the general public for his rebirth with the BRING BACK THE MALICE FUND!
How much are you willing to give to see Afore Thought? Donate to the BRING BACK THE MALICE FUND today!
Caveats and Risks:
This procedure will require the remaining blood of Malice.
There is a small chance he will come back as part fungal zombie.
Generally allow for ten weeks for new Malices to be grown and delivered.
All donations, once spent, are nonrefundable.