Not Everything’s Fair
in Feytown: Blight of Iron and Wrath of Grapes, Part I
(As commissioned by the proprietor of http://reynaldogamingsoap.blogspot.com/ for the much adored Displacerklaus celebrations. Many apologies for the lateness. Blame my editor, Rule of Three Hs.)
A Snooty P. Crabtree
work
Good day, I am famed world traveler and noted sage Snooty P. Crabtree. You may have read my works such as Akenian Delicacies: Everything is Artificial, The
Red Planet: Is it Really So Pleasant, Bring out Your Mad: The World of the
Asylum System, Finnsmouth: A Scenic
Look of a Picturesque Town, The Common Adventurer: Threat or Menace, Weeding
out the Pretenders, and My God Should Be Your God. My work clearly speaks for itself. I need say no more that I have written a
multitude of books on a multitude of subjects.
I have traveled hither and yon, cataloguing the wonders and horrors of
the world.
But before you call me a mercenary, before you call me an adventurer
(worst of the worst), know that I am no such beast! See the byline of The Common Adventurer up there? I travel
not to spill blood or spread lies. I am no Valentine MacGee! No, I travel to prevent such things from happening. I am a skeptic; I want to empower people to
see through the lies and do things on their own, not to depend on wandering
murderers. I am a bard; spreading enlightenment is my trade! Unlike other “writers” who shall remain
nameless (author of a number of “Authoritative” Travel Guides), I will not
bring the reader sensationalist conspiracies or bitter rants. No, my purpose here is to chronicle what I
observe and let you come to the conclusions I give you.
This work will be much a return to the style of my earlier work Finnsmouth: A Scenic Look at a
Picaresque Town. A quaint little
hole-in-the-wall fishing village, I find the rumors of fell aquatic influence
to be very much blown out of proportion.
As I related in the book, my investigations found no trace of fish
people or dark water gods. Any
degeneration in the townsfolk comes purely from years of isolative
inbreeding. Rumors of so-called “Deep
Ones” are merely superstitious poppycock! So I suspected, and so I found, the
rumors of this city I now describe to be much the same way.
As with Innsmouth: A
Scenic Look, I have once again been charted by the Royal Pithfinder
Explorer Society to explore the town of Fairtown
for an Encounters Journal
article. In contemporary times, Fairtown
commonly goes by the moniker of “Feytown”
supposedly because the fey that have overrun the town. I have been tasked to
watch out for signs of the fey and to describe no less than 20 faery spells,
rituals, manifestations, and/or incantations. Humbug! Whereas it is true that
certain gestures and verbal utterances can alter the quantum fabric of our
universe (although this itself is more often fiction than fact), faeries and
their magic are merely silly superstitions.
Fairtown and its
History: A Look in Brief
Fairtown is a fair amount larger than backwater Finnsmouth. It is, or was before the
alleged fey incursion, a major stop on the trade point in between the central
and western parts of our glorious empire.
To the north is Crandleton, a
sister city but bitter rival to Fairtown.
To the south are the Wasteland
Shires, a miserable and harsh mass of land covering a network of all but
independently ruled but loosely associated burrows.
Fairtown began life with its famous grape orchards. This
land was first inhabited by an obscure sect of druid-like priests the Vinegrowers. The Vinegrowers made their living by making a
quite fine wine (the exact method sadly now lost) and selling them to nearby
towns and cities of the time. For the
Vinegrowers, the production (and even more, the consumption) of wine was
sacred, even to the point that drunkenness was seen as communion with their now
defunct and obscure god.
Apparently the
Vinegrowers were initially held in high esteem by all nearby. The priests were regularly
called to bless any endeavor remotely associated with plants or agriculture,
even though most of the time it had little to do with grapes or wine.
Of course, back then life was wild and wooly. Whereas ruffian barbarian tribes ran
roughshod over anybody in the country, the walled up city states rotted from
within under the weight of decadent nobles and endless bureaucracies. No matter
where one went, superstition reigned supreme. To the uneducated, savage mind,
any number of unusual events we would easily dismiss today as natural phenomena
was taken as the work of “demons” or “faeries”.
So eventually the Vinegrowers became associated with the Fey after a
sickness spread from a town enamored with their wine.
For a long time, the outside world shunned the Vinegrowers
and their woodsy shrine. The priests
turned inward, and little was heard from them.
That is until a large deposit of iron was discovered in a nearby
mine. As the ages past, the fey
hysteria didn’t died down. No, in fact,
it had only simmered to a boil.
Therefore, there was a great demand for iron, cold iron in
particular. Miners began settling around
the area, and eventually others followed.
A little mining town sprang up, and eventually that town grew larger
than the hamlet it began life as. We can
see its humble origins in the quaint little architectural designs. Despite people leaving, the town still has
the signs of overpopulation as the relatively tiny houses squat together and
are frequently filled to the brim with tenants.
Sadly, when a boomtown prospers, a conflict must come with
those that already live there. At first,
the townspeople were inclined to kick out the weird priests of a bygone era,
and the priests had similar feelings.
They would come to blows more than a few times. However, so the legend goes, during one
particularly nasty brawl, a few of the fighting townies paused from the
melee. Exhausted and thirsty, they fell
upon one of the casks of wine and took a drink.
Instantly, they fell in love with it.
Word spread of the priests’ excellent wine like wildfire. The villagers would try to duplicate the
wine, but it always failed to reach any level of tastiness. Dejected and defeated, the people of Fairtown
reached an arrangement with the Vinegrowers to market their wine for them just
like the days of old.
And there we have the origins of the modern Fairtown. Although the Vinegrower priestly tradition
withered away as its priests married into the prominent families of the town,
grapes and wine remained until recently major export products. So too was its iron. But both have recently fallen victim to
blights, the latter a blight that makes it highly fragile whereas with the
former a blight that makes the mind highly fragile. Both will be explained in their proper
sections below. Among other strange phenomena, the town is slowly drifting to
ruin as the core of its economy falls away.
There is a consensus among the locals of Fairtown and the townspeople of its neighbors that the Fey are at work here. However, their interpretation of why this is occurring is vastly different. Fairtownees proclaim that they’re being overrun by a hostile fey invading force. On the other hand, residents of other towns blame Fairtown’s misfortunes on a “covert alliance” with the fey that grew too close such that the madness of the fey has rubbed off on the town. We shall see that neither theory holds water.
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